You forgot about the rule that says if you roll a 3 on your 4th roll and you blinked while doing it you have to change into a red shirt and play a harmonica until your penultimate roll
This is how my dad taught me to play, with one minor exception. When you draw Peru and roll 10 on the second roll (your first roll), you have to do the laps on your hands.
Haven't finished the video but already feeling like this is a slam on Americans I hate living here to but really? No need to slam all of us most of us are stupid but not all of us
Man I have seriously never heard of someone not knowing these rules. I don’t believe he’s ever played Risk before. The tongue lick is the only way to begin the game.
As an American I can confirm that this is 100% accurate. It’s especially forbidden to use any of the pieces on the board, just like on the video. They must stay in the boxes. We just memorize how many units we have on each space. Plus here’s a little secret that you can’t tell any Australians:
Taking Australia first is obviously the best strategy, but since we can’t let Aussies have it get to their heads, we have alternative “Playing with Aussie” rules where it’s a barren wasteland and your invisible units automatically die when placed in Australia. Everyone knows that.
As an American…..what the actual fuck
As a Peruvian myself, twice a week we do 5 laps around the nearest table at 5:16 pm. It’s a way of representing our culture, that rule isn’t made up.
You forgot about the rule that says if you roll a 3 on your 4th roll and you blinked while doing it you have to change into a red shirt and play a harmonica until your penultimate roll
Love that Joel haver did a cross over collab here
Where’s Jackson
This is how my dad taught me to play, with one minor exception. When you draw Peru and roll 10 on the second roll (your first roll), you have to do the laps on your hands.
I’m a Canadian and our favourite board game is Sorry
In Canada, we lick lower 😊
You're just lucky you weren't playing metro Detroit rules. You'd have been shot holding the box wrong like that.
Actually this is pretty accurate: make up rules as you go and mess with people.
Unfortunately, illiteracy is still a huge problem in the US affecting 21% of the population
Longbeachgriffy inspired this video
Thought this was the only way people played
Yooooo Joel Haver in the chat!! i love this collab
As an American, when you said you were playing Risk I thought you were going to go with “We get all the oil producing countries”
Can confirm this is how we play in 'murica.
As an American I just want to say… Joel did a really good job explaining all of it
Okay this is really gay so I think I'm going to unsubscribe is everybody in Australia gay
Our American parents made up additional rules to keep us busy longer.
what happened to jaxson and darcy haven't see them in any videos
We don't call them "American rules" we call them "house rules"
Now we know why Covid spread so quickly in America.
The new guys suck
As an American, I can confirm, they committed to this role…
Haven't finished the video but already feeling like this is a slam on Americans I hate living here to but really? No need to slam all of us most of us are stupid but not all of us
Am American, can confirm. Also, in the midwest we use snow instead of salt in the wintertime.
Wait holy fuck I thought they were in the same room
Man I have seriously never heard of someone not knowing these rules. I don’t believe he’s ever played Risk before. The tongue lick is the only way to begin the game.
Need jaxon & Darcy back
As an American I can tell you that you didn't follow the proper steps to be able to shit talk americans.
When he held out a pair of glasses and then he got a different pair I laughed, good stuff
No way you guys got joel
Get Trevor Wallace in there and the holy quatuor shall be complete
i want darcy and jackson back
As an American I can confirm that this is 100% accurate. It’s especially forbidden to use any of the pieces on the board, just like on the video. They must stay in the boxes. We just memorize how many units we have on each space. Plus here’s a little secret that you can’t tell any Australians:
Taking Australia first is obviously the best strategy, but since we can’t let Aussies have it get to their heads, we have alternative “Playing with Aussie” rules where it’s a barren wasteland and your invisible units automatically die when placed in Australia. Everyone knows that.
I love Joel harver
The last person i expected to see on cut was Joel
As an american… its all true
Can confirm as an Aussie in America that this is legitimately how they play.
The amount of tongeus I've licked is grotesque.
As an American, I can tell you…with a surety, this is how the game is played.
as a brit i can confirm this is true
American here – can confirm this is exactly how we play
As an American, this is all 100% accurate EXCEPT for one thing.
We put the salt and pepper on our buttholes, not our tongues. 😉
Risk taught by your uncle.
It's so weird to hear Cherdley's talking in a normal way.
We usually say "bank robbery" with a 1930s hollywood gangsta voice but yeah.
I am American can confirm
Who the f*ck does that in America????
Where the heck is Jaxson?
Get them back with Aussie rules playing a game of pool (snooker).